Me and My Rhymes

There was an old lady That lived in a shoe Had so many kids And adopted me too Jack be nimble Jack be quick I wish he'd stop stealing my candle sticks Little miss muffet Sat on her tuffet Eating her curd and way I sat down beside her She told me to go away Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was white as snow And every where mary went She didn't ask me to go Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water I ran up the hill and grabbed the pail Just to here them holler Old mother hubbard went to the cubboard To fetch the dog a bone Distracted by the phone I grabbed the dog and Took the poor thing home