Me and Math

Why is twelve not secondteen?
Secondteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen.
And shouldn’t thirteen by thirdteen?
Of course it should!

And why have teachers always called the long hand the big hand
When the short FAT hand is the big hand?
I never got that straight.
Still don’t get it.
The long hand was the skinny hand, you idiots!

Do you understand at all yet
why I hate math?
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Goldsmith Avatar
August 6, 2020 at 10:38 AM
So funny and so true. I love your line, "Why is twelve not secondteen?" Great question. As you say, "Of course it should!" Think we could change it????? Have a wonderful day writing away..........
Krutsinger Avatar
August 6, 2020 at 8:35 PM
I think there is no time like the present.
Faulkner Avatar
August 5, 2020 at 9:32 PM
Math and I are not friends, high school geometry was the end of the math road for me!
Krutsinger Avatar
August 6, 2020 at 8:35 PM
I despise math.
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