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Mayday Mayday

That's almost as good as sex, heard someone say Bite your tongue, you silly, there's absolutely no way Sex sits at the top How could you forgot The steam you emit from your ears screaming “Mayday!” © Jack Ellison 2015

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Michael Tor

Date: 11/19/2015 7:21:00 PM

Sex sits at the top for Jack, But he's careful not to have a heart attack! He lets his honey do all the work. And smiles when he lets go a Mayday burst!! I hope you liked this one my friend Jack.

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/20/2015 9:21:00 AM

Sure do... missed you lately! Happy to see your name again! Cheers, Jack xoxox

Tim Smith

Date: 11/19/2015 5:21:00 PM

Either one or two ...it is up to you...dot dot dash...gone in a flash....what you gonna do

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/20/2015 9:20:00 AM

Think I better curtail the naughties... Carol is upset with me!!!

Carol Eastman

Date: 11/19/2015 10:05:00 AM

Too much sex talk can be a tad boring... And can get rather annoying... Limmericks are fun but other topics can also be worth exploring... so send our laughter uproaring... With other topics that can be fun and quite daring... Sex is not the only topic worth touring...

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/19/2015 11:25:00 AM

Seems you're not thrilled with my naughty poems... sorry! xox

Judy Konos

Date: 11/19/2015 9:43:00 AM

You better take off that hat if you truly want to be sexy...otherwise write about the soot that emits from the chimney....and we all know where you keep your chimney.........NOW I am in trouble!

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/19/2015 11:29:00 AM

Hat's gone... happy??? xox