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Maximum Retention

In school, Maxwell never paid attention
Got punished with maximum detention --
  They seized his smartphone
  Maxwell moaned and groaned --
But, Wow! ~ Did it improve his retention!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 7/11/2019 6:52:00 PM
Hello Gershon … great limerick. Should be repeated at the beginning of every class until the message sinks in. Schools are beginning to begin banning all devises here - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/11/2019 8:17:00 PM
Here, here! Aye aye, sir! Thanks for the affirmation, Lindsay. Appreciated. :) gw
Date: 7/10/2019 8:05:00 PM
I wish you had written this limerick about the teachers who have to run to look at theirs at every little beep when they are teaching! This drives ME nuts!
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Date: 7/11/2019 11:22:00 AM
Hmm. Interesting point about those teachers who are always running to check their smartphones. They never get terminated, do they = Maximum Retention! LOL. Thanks for pointing this out, Caren. :) gw