Math Class Hell

Did she say time numbers or prime numbers? 
I was sure it was not rhyme numbers. 
She is staring at me. Miss Johnson, math teacher.
Takes daydreaming in class as a personal affront.
Her eyes narrow. I yawn. Bad move.

Could you demonstrate this on the board, Caren?
Out of all the students in all the math penitenturies in all the galaxies….
Miss Johnson moves her head toward the blackboard.
When I get there I pick up a piece of smeary chalk.
Where to begin? 

“Make two columns,” she says primly.  
I understand now why no man has been desperate enough to marry her.
“One for prime and one for composite.”
A clue. Maybe prime is odd and composite is even?
I make the columns.

The second I throw down the one and the two hands are up.
Every classmate wants a turn to redo my work.
The math brains are dying to show Miss Johnson they were listening.
I remember thinking “When am I ever going to need this?”
That was fifty-seven years ago, and frankly, I never have needed it for any reason.
Prime, crime, rhyme, dime, lime, mime, lime.
Who cares?
P.S. Miss Johnson never did get married.
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Na Avatar
November 29, 2019 at 7:33 PM
Hi Caren I loved math in school. I was in trig in 9th grade . Thanks for sharing this. Blessings on your day
Krutsinger Avatar
November 30, 2019 at 1:59 AM
I do not speak, think or sing math.
Anish Avatar
November 29, 2019 at 7:23 PM
My nephew is a math wiz and just got married. I got as far as trigonometry in high school - barely passed it. You remind me of a poem by a Russian poem about a schoolmaster who makes a mistake in long division. Peace & Blessings Matthew Anish
Krutsinger Avatar
November 30, 2019 at 1:59 AM
I am so scared of math it would make your head spin.
Foster Avatar
November 29, 2019 at 3:54 PM
hahahah... I loved this... an immediate fav... hugs. Ann
Krutsinger Avatar
November 30, 2019 at 1:59 AM
I am thinking you might possibly dislike math also.
Roper Avatar
November 29, 2019 at 11:50 AM
I too had a snooty smarty mathematic professor. In front of the class told me to drop the class because I wouldn't make it. When finals came up I passed the class with a B .. she later apologized , but in her office.
Krutsinger Avatar
November 30, 2019 at 2:00 AM
Yes, it is amazing what they will do in private after embarrassing you in a lecture hall full of nerds.
Rodrigues Avatar
November 29, 2019 at 7:58 AM
I had a snooty math teacher for three years in high school. Hmm....I leaned more toward English. My favorite was algebra but leave it at that.
Krutsinger Avatar
November 30, 2019 at 2:00 AM
Algebra, geometry and biology. No use for any of them, Kim.
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