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Mass Murderer

This limerick could be quite a chiller; as a movie would be a nice thriller. Who set fire to the wheat? Leaving stubble and heat - I hope they catch the cereal killer.

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Charles Messina

Date: 10/22/2019 5:38:00 AM

Good day, Lindsay. One must eat their Wheaties if they intend to catch the cereal killer. Hilarious!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 10/30/2019 12:30:00 AM

G'day Charles … A bit of a silly limerick Charles, but yes, breakfast will never be the same if they don't catch this firebug - thanks Charles - Lindsay

Panagiota Romios

Date: 10/1/2019 1:18:00 PM

What a marvelous wit you are indeed, Panagiota

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 10/11/2019 10:50:00 PM

Hello Panagiota … I gather you had a humorous 'groan' when you read this. Like a few others on this site, I enjoy playing with the English language - catch you soon Panagiota - Lindsay

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 10/1/2019 10:53:00 AM

Always a funny twist and playful word play. Thanks for the laugh as usual. SuZ

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 10/11/2019 10:47:00 PM

Hello Suzanne … it's a pleasure to put a smile on your face Suzanne - catch you soon - Lindsay

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 9/30/2019 9:29:00 AM

Ah, the dreaded "cereal" killer. Hilarious, Lindsay. Love it!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 10/11/2019 10:45:00 PM

G'day Carolyn … can't have cereal killers. Could mean people starving at breakfast time - thanks for your positive comment Carolyn - Lindsay

Janice Canerdy

Date: 9/30/2019 7:57:00 AM

GOOD ONE, Lindsay! Janice

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 10/11/2019 10:42:00 PM

Hello Janice … just me being silly again - thanks Janice - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/29/2019 2:49:00 PM

hahaha. LOVE it.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/29/2019 8:14:00 PM

G'day Andrea … I'm pleased you got a kick out of my stroke of silliness - thank you Andrea - Lindsay

M. L. Kiser

Date: 9/27/2019 9:02:00 PM

Wild limerick you've penned. Enjoyed.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/29/2019 8:12:00 PM

Thank you M. L. … another play on words. There is some very witty poets on this site who encourage me - Lindsay

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 9/23/2019 8:42:00 AM

Not what I was expecting. You should be able to milk this one. ;0)

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:41:00 PM

Hello Richard … and sugar it as well Richard - thanks for reading and leaving a comment Richard - Lindsay

Pat Adams

Date: 9/23/2019 8:41:00 AM

Wah, Wah, Wahhhhh.....80)....good one!!!!.............pat

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:39:00 PM

You're a bloody good teacher Pat with play on words - I'm pleased you see me as slowly scrambling towards your high standards - Lindsay

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 9/22/2019 8:20:00 PM

Your poetry always manages to make me laugh Lindsay. A cute and clever Limerick! Thanks for the humor! : ) xxoo

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:37:00 PM

Hello once again Connie … It is the style of poetry I prefer to write. An entertainer once told me to always leave people happier when they leave as to when they arrived. I do enjoy reading most forms of poetry though - thank you Connie - Lindsay

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 9/22/2019 1:45:00 PM

This is witty and clever Lindsay - the cereal killer! Well I guess not fun if you're the farmer! Great Limerick Lindsay. Hugs, Jennifer.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:32:00 PM

Hello Jennifer … at one time after the harvest, not before, the Mallee was covered in black smoke from burning stubble. It's ploughed in now - thank you once again Jennifer - Lindsay

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 9/22/2019 10:18:00 AM

Hello Lindsay, So did they catch the cereal killer? Have a a nice day my friend.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:29:00 PM

Hello Darlene … that's an interesting question. I don't know. I'll have to think about a follow up limerick now. You have a nice day too Darlene - Lindsay

Timothy Mcguire

Date: 9/19/2019 3:37:00 PM

Absolutely fantastic! As an old Irishman I love the limerick. Good Job, A FAV for me

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:26:00 PM

G'day there Timothy Old Son … Pleased you enjoyed this bit of silliness of mine. Was it in Limerick in Ireland that the limerick first became popular? Thanks Timothy - Lindsay

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 9/19/2019 3:28:00 PM

Splendid lim, Lindsay! Also, I read the other poems you recently posted and as usual - outstanding, very interesting and easy reading - G'Day Mate - Bob

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:23:00 PM

Hello Bob … once again, thank you for your encouragement. I'm pleased that you easily understand the verse. Don't forget; I get a kick out of reading your stories too - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf

Date: 9/19/2019 2:17:00 PM

Cute and clever, Lindsay. Nicely done (as long as they catch the murderer). :) gw

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:20:00 PM

Thank you Gershon … they might drown him in milk and sugar if it is a him. Catch you soon Gershon - Lindsay

Jan Allison

Date: 9/19/2019 5:53:00 AM

One of the best limericks I've read in a while fabulous word play lindsay:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:18:00 PM

Thank you Jan. You've made me feel a bit humble now. I'm pleased you thought of it as a worthy limerick - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/19/2019 2:41:00 AM

Me too, love my cornflakes' lol

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:16:00 PM

Hey there Tom … what about black cornflakes. Could be a new product on the shelves soon - thanks Tom - Lindsay

Akham Nilabirdhwaja Singh

Date: 9/19/2019 12:28:00 AM

A well crafted meaningful poem.Enjoyed reading.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:12:00 PM

Hello Akham … I'm glad you enjoyed reading this little limerick of mine - thanks Akham - Lindsay

Judy Ball

Date: 9/18/2019 10:08:00 PM

This made me smile. Great job. I just love Post Toasties. God Bless, JB

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:11:00 PM

Hello Judy … how about burnt offerings. I'm pleased you got a smile out of this limerick - Lindsay

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 9/18/2019 9:52:00 PM

Awesome. Love it :) God bless you

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:09:00 PM

Hi there Regina … I'm surprised no other poet who play on words hasn't struck before me - thanks Regina - Lindsay

Line Gauthier

Date: 9/18/2019 8:58:00 PM

Bravo, Lindsay. Love it.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:07:00 PM

Hello Line … I'm pleased you enjoyed my words of silliness - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

Date: 9/18/2019 8:32:00 PM

Clever boy! Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:06:00 PM

G'day Rico … you poets who play on words have finally got me addicted - thanks Rico - Lindsay

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 9/18/2019 7:26:00 PM

A sweet treat of a right, Lindsay.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/23/2019 6:04:00 PM

Hello Caren … thanks for reading and putting up a comment for this groaner - Lindsay