Marxism For Dummies 3

There’s far more kinds of Lefty than just one. There’s Marx and Morris, Blanc, Bakunin, Blum, the Comintern, the Spartakists, the POUM, St-Just, Zinoviev and Saint-Simon. The working class may ask how this lot failed it: so many brands, but nobody is buying. So why’s the Trot from Trier death-defying? Well, Marx explained it, ascertained it, nailed it. The Gradgrinds have their Hueys and Husqvarnas. A self-sufficient paradise is nice, (if beri-beri lets you live on rice), but who will bring bikinis and bananas? We’re trapped inside the capital machine, and drip-fed baseball, bingo, Benzedrine.