Mark Koplin Poet Limerick

Marriage

I married my future ex wife
She stabbed me one night with a knife
She left me for dead
For a dude named Fred
I barely escaped with my life

Cursed for the rest of my life
It’s now twice I’ve married my wife
With a pipe of lead
She beats on my head
I’d rather get stabbed with her knife

3/4/2021
Two Limericks – Let’s Have Some Fun! Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
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Vasco Ludovice April 7, 2021 at 3:57 AM It's great this poem! Congrats love your writing!

Daisy Ward March 22, 2021 at 3:05 PM Nice poem, it's funny. Mark Koplin March 25, 2021 at 5:04 AM Thanks Daisy!

Tania Kitchin March 20, 2021 at 4:59 PM Mark, congratulations on your winning placement with your clever and fun limericks! Mark Koplin March 25, 2021 at 5:04 AM Thank you so much Tania!! It was a lot of fun!

Andrea Dietrich March 20, 2021 at 3:01 PM oh my, what a most unfortunate bloke (and dope) heehee. GREAT job. Congrats. Mark Koplin March 25, 2021 at 5:03 AM Thanks Andrea!

Alexis Y. March 19, 2021 at 8:31 PM Hi Mark, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your win:-) Alexis Mark Koplin March 20, 2021 at 2:05 AM Thank you Alexis!!

Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 4:10 PM this is a great pair of limericks for sure Mark, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Mark Koplin March 20, 2021 at 2:05 AM Thanks Jan!!

Regina Mcintosh March 5, 2021 at 7:04 AM Love this!!!! God bless you with a win. Love, Gina Mark Koplin March 5, 2021 at 9:24 AM It’s purely fiction of course. Thank you Gina!!

Jenna Logan March 4, 2021 at 1:50 PM What a glutton for punishment!! She must have some good quality or something ... Mark Koplin March 4, 2021 at 1:53 PM I think most men are, but not all. LOL Beauty must be in the eye of the beholder.

Darlene De Beaulieu March 4, 2021 at 12:35 PM Hello Mark Kooplin, This poem soundds like a winner to me. Good luck in the contest. enjoy your day my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu March 6, 2021 at 11:39 AM Hello Mark yes my day is going well thank you. Enjoy your day to my friend. Mark Koplin March 4, 2021 at 1:06 PM Thank you Darlene, I hope you have a wonderful day my friend!

L Milton Hankins March 4, 2021 at 9:27 AM Oh, LOL. Perhaps you should try the single life and spare you the knife!!! I loved this one! Good luck in the contest. Mark Koplin March 4, 2021 at 1:05 PM LOL thanks Milton!

Alexis Y. March 4, 2021 at 8:58 AM Hi Mark, Great Limericks. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I chose the first choice. He should have hightailed it and never looked back. I enjoyed the humor. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day:-)Alexis Mark Koplin March 4, 2021 at 1:05 PM There are many hard heads up north lol. Thanks Alexis, I hope your day is good!

Arturo Michael March 4, 2021 at 8:46 AM A pipe to head can be dangerous ... but then a stab in the right place...fatal. Look for one to hit you with a pillow...All the best Mark. Mark Koplin March 4, 2021 at 1:04 PM maybe after two marriages the knife would do the trick lol. Thanks Arturo!

Tom Cunningham March 4, 2021 at 8:32 AM Lol, cook your own food just in case. Great lims Mark, good luck in the contest. Tom Mark Koplin March 4, 2021 at 1:03 PM Thanks Tom! Never keep antifreeze laying around either. lol