The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

Marijuana Sommelier

Marijuana sommelier,
A marijuana or weed expert.
A Mary Jane professional.
Someone happy 
to let the grass grow.
Not a junkie or druggie, 
but a pro, a get high expert.
Weed connoisseur.
As a kid, If I had known 
about this profession, 
I would’ve been up there 
with the best of them, 
like Cheech and Chong.
But don’t get me wrong 
I’m here to confess
I used to smoke
some of the best. 
Sesa-million,
Acapulco gold
Hemp and haze.
As I give a dime bag praise,
those were the good old days.
I still miss having the munchies,
I would clean out the kitchen cabinets 
and the refrigerator.
Eating everything that didn’t move.
And some things that did…
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