Marie-Antoinette

It all started with a bet
Inside a launderette
Over a cigarette
With a brunette
I hadn’t yet met

Her name was Marie-Antoinette
As she said it she did a pirouette
And wow what a silhouette
Coquette she wore an amulet
Feared nothing short of a bayonet

Forgot the laundry it was still wet
I got hungry and craved an omelet
Asked M-A to join me in my Corvette
Drove to the closest luncheonette
Ordered baguette and anisette

We talked right until the sun set
She showed me a statuette
She dreamt of a trip to Tibet
So we jumped on a jumbo jet
Me her and the rest of the jetset

Across the aisle was the oddest duet
He played the clarinet she the castanet
While Marie-Antoinette rhymed the alphabet
Dancing and waving with a serviette
Try and imagine this strange vignette

Marie-Antoinette Marie-Antoinette
Forever in her debt 
Not so easy to forget
I only have one regret
I left Marie-Antoinette back in Tibet



AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Wolf Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 9:57 PM
Ha, ha, Line! Terrific! This is REAL corker. Is there a contest for this? If so, I declare you a unanimous winner. Best of everything, Gershon Wolf, aka Butler, Rhett (but not from Tibet)...
Gauthier Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 10:17 PM
You crack me up, Gershon. Thank you so much for your visit and your hilarious comment.
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