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Mannequin Man:

It would be great to be a mannequin, For they never put on weight, But for me, it's too late. /|\ 22~11~16

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Eve Roper

Date: 11/28/2016 7:43:00 PM

You and me both,Rick , I have given up :) good Kimo poem.. Hugs eve

White Wolf
Date: 11/28/2016 7:48:00 PM

Thank you, Eve /|\

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/27/2016 10:25:00 AM

oh Rick, I bet you are not as heavy as you seem to be saying! I too wish I could weight and have the figure of a mannequin!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 11/23/2016 7:20:00 AM

Said with a few words, i picture it! I guess they don't manufacture fat mannequins. They just sit and stare at the food on their plate.

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 11/22/2016 7:10:00 PM

Your feet would be constantly sore standing at the store, the passerby's would ignore, and you'd probably be totally bored! Cute poem Rick!:)

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 11/22/2016 4:28:00 PM

A very witty and self-deprecating poem, Rick. Poor mannequin. Love this write. Love always to you.

Nette Onclaud

Date: 11/22/2016 12:52:00 PM

clever one, rick... i enjoyed your witty piece though i don;t mind you being truly human, extra kilos and all.. huggs

Paloma P

Date: 11/22/2016 8:31:00 AM

Yeah, they're plastic too, and anatomically incorrect, a few pounds wont kill ya! :)

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/22/2016 7:38:00 AM

Charming my friend, Rick! I would rather enjoy a snack or two than see my bones protruded! Haha!

White Wolf
Date: 11/22/2016 7:42:00 AM

Exactly! Haha. Thank you for your visit /|\

Jan Allison

Date: 11/22/2016 6:36:00 AM

ha ha ha ... this made me giggle .. but having seen some of the outfits they dress them in errr no thanks lol:-) hugs jan xx

White Wolf
Date: 11/22/2016 6:43:00 AM

Ha, I'm glad it did Jan! It was designed to do just that, but one never knows when it comes to humour now do they? I'm only 95 kilograms anywho. Which is about 210 pounds roughly I think. See how openly men can talk about their weight! Haha /|\

Chris Green

Date: 11/22/2016 6:15:00 AM

And they always dress so cool and in fashion. :) Nice one Rick.

White Wolf
Date: 11/22/2016 6:32:00 AM

But some have missing limbs, so maybe life as a mannequin wouldn't be that great mate! Haha. /|\