Mannaburgers and Quail a La King

God gave Moses and his brother Aaron this celestial command: "I have selected thee to lead My people to The Promised Land! You'll wander in the wilderness for forty years in the scorchin' sand! I'll hold you personally responsible to see that nothin' gets outta hand!" After many plagues, Pharoah was finally convinced to let them go. There was much singin' and dancin' but the euphoria quickly lost its glow. The mob grumbled about their first stop, Elim (aka Palm Springs East)! Miffed because there was no swimmin' pool, golf course or 5-star place to feast! They complained about bitter water at Marah so Moses struck a stone, and wallah! A stream of sweet water flowed from the stone more than they could swallah! They moaned and groaned because they were foot sore and had little to eat, Complainin' to Moses that they shoulda stayed in Egypt outta the searin' heat! Heavenly manna descended upon them and they gathered bushel baskets full. But they tired of mannaburgers, mannastew and mannahelper findin' it rather dull. They murmured and wanted meat so God provided flocks and flocks of quail. Still they grumbled - too much quail a la king and at Moses they did rail! Hapless Moses nearly threw in his staff but God said, "Keep followin' that cloud! I'm quickly losin' patience with thee and that ungrateful, complainin' crowd!" So Moses with resolute stride led the Israelites to the land of milk and honey, Mumblin' to himself, "Darned if I'll do this again for any amount of money!" Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved