Manhood

Manhood The ad said that I could increase the size of my manhood. I gave my manhood serious thought and asked myself if my manhood really needed an increase in size. I was also concerned as to what particular aspects of my manhood they were offering to enlarge. I already have a colossal ego, most men do. My self esteem, well I’ve never tried to measure that although I do think that its dimensions vary with proper situations and stimulation. My self worth, not to be confused with my taxable income, is extremely susceptible to proper stroking and subtle whispered hints at its greatness. I wondered if perhaps the ad was referring to my wondrous aural presence, or my spontaneous chest puffing upon receiving a compliment about the size of my manhood. Could it be referring to those good deeds done and kept secret, not to hide them but because they are the things that men of great size do. You know, that old fashioned stuff like holding the door for a lady, or more recently allowing her to hold the door open for me), offering my seat on the crowded subway to anyone who seems distressed, smiling, walking with a bit of a skip in my step, stopping to admire a sunrise, picking up the bottles left lying in the playground by men much smaller than me, stopping to talk to the old couple who pass by about the same time every day, shoveling someone’s walkway. So I figure my manhood is just about the right size for me, some areas could probably us a little pruning but I like to think that being the right size is more important than being larger than life. John G. Lawless