Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Poet Couplet

Mandy and Vienna Couplets

She always calls me her little flower of all nations
What I’d like to know is who peed in my carnations

My petunia’s have been trampled and my bean stalk
Well it looks devoid of bean, and some taste like chalk (Vie)


Chalky beans are not good, and peed on petunias are even worse
Instead of trying to eat them, use the beans to write some verse

For petunias bathed in pee, well I’ll tell you what I would do
If the pee didn’t work on them try and plant them in some poo

©GG 18/06/2013
 Forgottot put Vie's bit on, lol xx

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Sheri Fresonke Harper November 16, 2013 at 4:02 PM Very amusing garden tale, Mandy, enjoyed it.

Andrea Dietrich July 20, 2013 at 2:41 PM you guys are so silly. hahaha. soupmail for ya.

Seren Roberts July 10, 2013 at 3:41 AM Lol Mandy and Vi , dont stop now, how about cow pats, sheeps dropping etc etc, cant wait...Seren

Cecilia Macfarlane July 7, 2013 at 11:07 AM You two are a riot, you should team up more often....amusing and entertaining! Hugs

Hgarvey Daniel Esquire July 5, 2013 at 12:09 PM My Dearest Sister Mandy, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS (and mine) Healthy and High in the Spirit. Two of my favorite POETESSES Joining Forces In wonderful Humour. Just a short Hello and I am missing YOU. Should be back to full power in a week or so I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR LOVING Brother...Harry

Jack Horne June 21, 2013 at 1:29 PM LOL, trust you two - I'm still laughing now : )

Harry Horsman June 20, 2013 at 10:04 AM clever poetry you two, enjoyed this...

Don Johnson June 19, 2013 at 6:15 PM without a spell in little hell, we'd have no words to utter, cold here ewe see, the peewee pees, and then off he bloody flutters... love your poetry....

Karen Anglesey June 19, 2013 at 7:45 AM The title sure didn't lead me to think I'd be reading about pee and poo ... petunia's and chalky beans.. wow. Very creative and entertainingly silly :)

Andrea Dietrich June 18, 2013 at 10:38 PM ahahaha. such great silliness!!!

Poet Destroyer A June 18, 2013 at 1:22 PM This is a god one Mandy, is this for Vie, or a contest... xox...Linda

Anne-Lise Andresen June 18, 2013 at 12:20 PM - We have something we call: "Kjerringråd" (good ideas from old women who have lived a long life) - is this a "Kjerringråd" ????....in some poo...lol... - oxox // Anne-Lise :) Anne-Lise Andresen June 18, 2013 at 12:22 PM "they old knows the best"