Man Flu

Oh dear I don't feel well Got a nasty cold and fever And headache and dizzy spells Had it a week or more Snotting everywhere and my throat is sore So I'm laid in bed With rocks in me head Ooh the pain I rather be pregnant and hit with a cane I spy with my little eye Something beging with F The Family Doctors book Think I'll take a look Now let me see ooh Trench foot sounds like me Rabies that's definatly me period pain I'll have to ook at that again Swamp fev er? That's it ! I'm dieing Now I'm sure A dieing man without a cure Ooh I feel ill I've taken so many ailment pills it's no use I needd a scandinavian nurse straight away To take my pain away I'll have to cancel the milk and the papers And miss coronation street and all it's capers But will anyone miss me Or even kiss me now I've got bappy rash On me face And in a ecret place. Help Help Helpppppp! Hello emergency? I'm not ready for a wooden suit I'm much too young and cute please send an ambulance straight away and a fire engine just in case I pass away Oh no! Reading the Doctors book again got to letter P I'm pregnant have plauge and poodle disease Ahhhhhhh!. Peter Dome. Copyright. 2017.