Man Flu

Feeling blue, caught the flu, head like glue, what to do. Feel the chill, feel quite ill, take a pill Bed is best, have a rest, what a pest Miss the game, what a shame. Can’t watch telly, aching belly, feet are smelly, ate some jelly Made me worse, what a curse, throat like furze. Drank some coke, what a joke, made me choke Feel so weak, can hardly speak. Think I’m dying, feel like crying, friends are sighing. WIFE”S not buying “Stop the moaning, give up groaning, no more conning, Just be glad, you’re not as bad, as poor old Brad, He’s got piles." Hides her smiles Counted sheep, fell asleep, in a heap, nice and deep. Woke up fine, after nine, drank some wine, What a day, I have to say, come what may, I’m still alive, I’ll survive. Tracie's Contest : Make me laugh- make me giggle Sept 2011 this is an old one but rules say that's okay Furze- Gorse -a thorny plant