Male Laser Lifting

Male Laser Lifting At first I just couldn’t believe it The spas out in sunny LA Are offering “Male laser lifting” For which some guys are willing to pay The locals call it “tackle tightening” Some call it just “ironing the ball” It removes hair and discoloration And wrinkles if I rightly recall Some brag it improves their love life Some claim that it feels good to boot Some say you revert back to childhood But what some say just don’t mean a hoot No one who’s holding a laser Is getting a shot at my jewels I’m crazy but I’m not THAT crazy Them’s that do simply are fools Uncle Mike