Making Love

Making love is like a trip to the bakery Sweet like pastry without the calories Use spoons over forks and knives It is like a ship with sails unfurled Stretched out in the arms of love at sea It is like nothing else on Earth not even butter If you have never done it don't worry about others You can always start with yourself and work up But never use hammers or cameras in bed It is easier than riding a bike or horse A second course is right around the corner But wear a helmet at night for protection If you are horny wear a horn It is best when performed on trampolines Avoid mixed company and drinks Contortionists know how to please Remember, sex is more fun when not twisted Love making is a truly probiotic experience According to nutritionists it is delicious Good for your health and digestive system When making love use the right tools It is the formula for success Safe sex is the rule