Make It Thrice

Donald Trump once asked for my advice
On whether he should wed more than twice.
I said,"If God smiles on ya,
You'll wed the sweet Melania.
And make your weddings an even thrice."

Well, he took my advice as you see,
And he never said thank you to me.
But all things considered still -
She looks good up on the hill,
And she can live in our house for free.

9/13/2017
For contest Name Dropper Limerick for Kevin Shaw
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Borke Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 1:45 PM
Your trump limerick trumps my trump limerick. It is funny, as ought to be
Allison Avatar
September 14, 2017 at 3:03 AM
lol Larry this is hilarious :-) hugs jan xx
Bradfield Avatar
September 14, 2017 at 2:53 PM
Thank you, Jan.
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