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Magic Beans

Magic beans,
are they good for our hearts?
Cause' the magic that comes from these little beans
seems to give us explosive farts.

There are ones that are silent but deadly
they could kill you.....I'm willing to bet
I don't mind the ones that are noisy and dry
but, I sure hate the ones that are wet.


Magic beans are in the air
just take a big whiff....you can tell
There is only one thing I would do to these beans
I would magically take out the smell.


Roger Horsch
1/14/2015

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Richard Lamoureux

Date: 10/30/2019 8:13:00 AM

This made me chuckle. Thanks for your visit old friend.

Roger Horsch
Date: 10/30/2019 9:19:00 AM

I try to please. It still makes me chuckle every time I read it. ??

Skat A

Date: 7/3/2016 1:18:00 AM

HI ROGER, HOPE YOU RETURN SOON. SKAT

Roger Horsch
Date: 7/12/2016 7:40:00 PM

I am never far away. I just moved into a new house. I miss everyone. I miss talking to you and others on the soup. I have been feeling the pull of poetry lately. I am almost back. It was wonderful to here from you. Tell your sister I said hello and to not be a stranger.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/13/2015 9:18:00 PM

oh my, here is a funny one I never saw of yours. I came here tonight to ask where you are. going through my list of fave poets and remembering the ones I have not seen in a long while!!

Roger Horsch
Date: 10/14/2015 5:56:00 AM

Hi Andrea, It has been a while. I have not forgotten the soup. I have a job now that works me long hours. I truly have not had the time. But I am still around. It was wonderful to here from you. Winter is coming up here in Michigan. I should have more time to write and visit....Hugs.....Roger

Asma Memon

Date: 3/22/2015 9:53:00 AM

That's a nice one, Visti my profile too

Roger Horsch
Date: 3/23/2015 6:00:00 AM

Thank you Asma, I will visit.....Roger

Skat A

Date: 2/16/2015 12:29:00 AM

Roger, CONGRATULATIONS! A sweet Magic bean Win*** Love **SKAT

Roger Horsch
Date: 2/16/2015 11:13:00 AM

Hi Skat, It's been a while. But here I am with a goofy poem to make people laugh. Thanks......Hugs......Roger

Eve Roper

Date: 2/14/2015 4:09:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. Such a funny write, Roger. Blessings and Happy Valentine’s Day

Roger Horsch
Date: 2/16/2015 11:11:00 AM

Thank you so much Eve, I hope it put a smile on your face.......Hugs.......Roger

Jan Allison

Date: 2/14/2015 10:41:00 AM

Dropping back with my congrats Roger:-) Hugs Jan xx

Roger Horsch
Date: 2/16/2015 11:08:00 AM

Thanks Jan, It felt good to write again.......Hugs......Roger

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 2/14/2015 2:50:00 AM

Hello Roger, :) Congratulations, on your win. Stop by my latest blog or poem "50 shades of what?" if you'd like. Wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day, thank you for the Magic Beans Poem -Always & Forever- LINDA

Roger Horsch
Date: 2/16/2015 11:05:00 AM

Thanks so much for having a fun contest Linda, I had fun writing this poem........Hugs.....Roger

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/15/2015 11:21:00 PM

taking a quick peek, and smiling. :) I promise, I only read the first line.. Magic beans. I will wait and read the rest when the contest comes to an end... always a friend.. LINDA

Roger Horsch
Date: 1/16/2015 7:46:00 AM

You better only take a peek. :) Hugs....Roger

Casarah Nance

Date: 1/14/2015 5:50:00 PM

Good to see a new write from you Roger, hope you are doing well! Stay stinky and sweet :)

Roger Horsch
Date: 1/14/2015 6:35:00 PM

The words stinky and sweet don't do well together. I prefer hilariously humorous and sweet......Hugs.....Roger

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/14/2015 3:54:00 PM

Blimey Roger... I hope I'm not sitting close to you in a library... I might get the blame. I dunno about being good for the heart, but they're good for a laugh, and that's what you gave me. Lindsay

Roger Horsch
Date: 1/14/2015 6:28:00 PM

I'm so happy that I was able to give you a laugh Lindsay, That's just what I do......Hugs.....Roger