Roger Horsch Poet Rhyme

Magic Beans

Magic beans,
are they good for our hearts?
Cause' the magic that comes from these little beans
seems to give us explosive farts.

There are ones that are silent but deadly
they could kill you.....I'm willing to bet
I don't mind the ones that are noisy and dry
but, I sure hate the ones that are wet.


Magic beans are in the air
just take a big whiff....you can tell
There is only one thing I would do to these beans
I would magically take out the smell.


Roger Horsch
1/14/2015

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Richard Lamoureux October 30, 2019 at 8:13 AM This made me chuckle. Thanks for your visit old friend. Roger Horsch October 30, 2019 at 9:19 AM I try to please. It still makes me chuckle every time I read it. ??

Skat A July 3, 2016 at 1:18 AM HI ROGER, HOPE YOU RETURN SOON. SKAT Roger Horsch July 12, 2016 at 7:40 PM I am never far away. I just moved into a new house. I miss everyone. I miss talking to you and others on the soup. I have been feeling the pull of poetry lately. I am almost back. It was wonderful to here from you. Tell your sister I said hello and to not be a stranger.

Andrea Dietrich October 13, 2015 at 9:18 PM oh my, here is a funny one I never saw of yours. I came here tonight to ask where you are. going through my list of fave poets and remembering the ones I have not seen in a long while!! Roger Horsch October 14, 2015 at 5:56 AM Hi Andrea, It has been a while. I have not forgotten the soup. I have a job now that works me long hours. I truly have not had the time. But I am still around. It was wonderful to here from you. Winter is coming up here in Michigan. I should have more time to write and visit....Hugs.....Roger

Asma Memon March 22, 2015 at 9:53 AM That's a nice one, Visti my profile too Roger Horsch March 23, 2015 at 6:00 AM Thank you Asma, I will visit.....Roger

Skat A February 16, 2015 at 12:29 AM Roger, CONGRATULATIONS! A sweet Magic bean Win*** Love **SKAT Roger Horsch February 16, 2015 at 11:13 AM Hi Skat, It's been a while. But here I am with a goofy poem to make people laugh. Thanks......Hugs......Roger

Eve Roper February 14, 2015 at 4:09 PM Congratulations on your win. Such a funny write, Roger. Blessings and Happy Valentine’s Day Roger Horsch February 16, 2015 at 11:11 AM Thank you so much Eve, I hope it put a smile on your face.......Hugs.......Roger

Jan Allison February 14, 2015 at 10:41 AM Dropping back with my congrats Roger:-) Hugs Jan xx Roger Horsch February 16, 2015 at 11:08 AM Thanks Jan, It felt good to write again.......Hugs......Roger

Poet Destroyer A February 14, 2015 at 2:50 AM Hello Roger, :) Congratulations, on your win. Stop by my latest blog or poem "50 shades of what?" if you'd like. Wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day, thank you for the Magic Beans Poem -Always & Forever- LINDA Roger Horsch February 16, 2015 at 11:05 AM Thanks so much for having a fun contest Linda, I had fun writing this poem........Hugs.....Roger

Poet Destroyer A January 15, 2015 at 11:21 PM taking a quick peek, and smiling. :) I promise, I only read the first line.. Magic beans. I will wait and read the rest when the contest comes to an end... always a friend.. LINDA Roger Horsch January 16, 2015 at 7:46 AM You better only take a peek. :) Hugs....Roger

Casarah Nance January 14, 2015 at 5:50 PM Good to see a new write from you Roger, hope you are doing well! Stay stinky and sweet :) Roger Horsch January 14, 2015 at 6:35 PM The words stinky and sweet don't do well together. I prefer hilariously humorous and sweet......Hugs.....Roger

Lindsay Laurie January 14, 2015 at 3:54 PM Blimey Roger... I hope I'm not sitting close to you in a library... I might get the blame. I dunno about being good for the heart, but they're good for a laugh, and that's what you gave me. Lindsay Roger Horsch January 14, 2015 at 6:28 PM I'm so happy that I was able to give you a laugh Lindsay, That's just what I do......Hugs.....Roger

Barbara Gorelick January 14, 2015 at 3:52 PM Apparently they do have something now that you put in your underwear to diffuse the odor..How crazy is that? I laughed at your poem..Good job! BG Roger Horsch January 14, 2015 at 6:25 PM I don't know where it came from but this was what I got. Thanks Barb.......Hugs......Roger

Jan Allison January 14, 2015 at 3:45 PM LOL very humourous - good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx Roger Horsch January 14, 2015 at 6:24 PM Thank you Jan, I'm glad you found it funny.....Hugs.....Roger