Mabel's Strange Predicament

It’s 1914, and Hollywood star Mabel Normand has just
helped new boy Charlie Chaplin to develop his “Tramp”
character. She is wondering if she’s done the right thing.

    I gave him everything – even the walk.
       He’s too priapic for his baggy britches!
    Arriving here still tarred with charred old cork,
       this fraud who jawed of Avignon and Sitges
    while knowing neither,  has the crew in stitches.
       Dexterity is not the same as grace:
    he’s shaping up for all-time rags-to-riches,
       the parasite who rose without a trace:
    but we can see beneath the comic carapace.

    He’s carrying himself now like a star.
       If glibness were the same as eloquence,
    I haven’t any doubt that he’d go far.
       The talent, if untutored, is immense.
    I wish he’d just – when not before the lens –
       acknowledge what’s been done for him.  That loud
    theatricality I tamed.  The sense
       of something intímate, less harsh, less proud,
    I think I gave him.  But his eyes are on the crowd.

    He’s trying to direct us.  We’re his bitches.
       That script he wrote permits him to molest
    some seven women, like as if his itches
       are there to be indulged.  The man’s obsessed.
    I nurtured him and now, at his behest,
       I’m served up as his plaything.  I’m incensed!
    The cuckoo kicks the babies from the nest,
       but still the mother feeds him.  My defence?
    A woman’s love survives a man’s incontinence.
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Smith Avatar
March 2, 2017 at 2:06 PM
Epic piece Michael... Really enjoyed
Coy Avatar
March 2, 2017 at 3:40 PM
Thank you so much, Tim!
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March 2, 2017 at 12:51 PM
One sharp and enlightening write!
Coy Avatar
March 2, 2017 at 1:32 PM
I'm delighted with this comment, Maureen. Thank you so much!
White Avatar
March 2, 2017 at 10:51 AM
That is one cool poem. I have read about her after reading your poem, what you tell here, is that all historically correct? I LOVE that last stanza. A woman's love survives a man's incontinence :) Your rhyme is impeccable, as always.
Coy Avatar
March 2, 2017 at 11:08 AM
And you're massively generous, as always. Yes, Chaplin launched the Tramp character in a film entitled, "Mabel's Strange Predicament" and it involved the drunken Tramp menacing Mabel in her bedroom. Very strange.
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