Ma Little Brown Chickadee

(ah miss bing amiss with former mistress)

Oh Glenda (Miz Gee gee) 
     years elapsed since, I didst hawk 
     verboten fruit adrip
from yar verdant bough,  
     thy strong craven raven 
     doth still twitter and flip

sans thy testosterone switch, 
     where woody pecker missus grip
ping re: egret ting prospective 
     relationship nixed thee 
     as gull friend material, hip
mistress, though heron eye did pay lip 

     service verily org*s mic* lee quip
yes...wren doer ring 
     more'n commit Freudian slip
which peeping cardinal tip 
     towing thru nested tulip trip

     gave balled oriole peck whip 
ping lil s*x pistol be
     friending chirping pu**y riot 
inserting thingmabob 
     after pants sigh did un zip.
*  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  
Egg gad unlike rob bin duck cradle 
yar mature red breast all aswirl 
     asper a stationary dreidel
ma** aery ducts mine mouth pursed
     yar nipples mine gums did ladle.

Only in memory, aye 
hungrily thirst and thirstily hunger 
     fort deux aureole dye 
still affecting this gab 
     bird, who didst deign 
     as milquetoast guy.

Whenever this birdman alone 
his thoughts metaphorically drone 
worm wayward toward 
     pubic thatch, where 

     hello kitty doth purr and groan
of quintessentially 
     kinky coiled hair moan
ning softly as thee 
     bared naked lady lies prone
admiring pinkish puckered 
     def flesh tone.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 7/28/2018 7:41:00 AM
what the.....?????? LMAO cheekily crafted, well done =D
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