Lynette Loves the Seventies

Lynette was attached to the ambiance of the seventies. She had a shag rug with large loops and flecks of silver. Bulb like globs floated in her six lava lamps. She replaced her accelerator pedal with a weird bare foot pedal. Her house featured peace signs, happy faces, and free love slogans. My favorite piece was a Volkswagen bus planter that yelled “perky”. But in actuality, I liked the entire set up – her car and her house.