Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Lumpy Trunks

A fellow from the south of South Africa
Waltzed around in a skirt made of taffeta
Some thought he was strange
With his long curly mane
A lump in his trunks proved him male to the maxima


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal September 8, 2015 at 4:17 PM Oh man... love this one! You sure do paint the picture well, Jack! I was wondering, maybe you can start illustrating some of these silly creations! Just some simple sketches maybe...That would be super cool! Always, Laura Jack Ellison September 8, 2015 at 4:58 PM Methinks my skills have diminished with age... nice thought though! Have I told you lately that I love you!!! (not very original, eh!) Love, Jack xxx

Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs September 6, 2015 at 8:49 PM Funny! I guess that's one way to tell. : ) Jack Ellison September 6, 2015 at 9:24 PM YUP! "HARD" to hide!!! Love, Jack xxx

Judy Konos September 5, 2015 at 11:19 AM Who said Canada had everything! GO AFRICA.....LOL Jack Ellison September 5, 2015 at 5:12 PM Oh my dear Judith! Noticed that I wrote "south of South Africa"??? Isn't that just ocean??? DUH!!! I'll be okay, I'm back on my meds! Love, Jackson xxx

Tim Smith September 5, 2015 at 10:50 AM They all saw that giant lump in his trunks....it was larger than all the other hunks...when they got to near...they ran off in fear....for he smelled worse than twenty-four large skunks Jack Ellison September 5, 2015 at 5:09 PM Hey! You're infringing of our private little limerick club, Mr. Tim! It would worry us but you're damn good at 'em!!! However the membership is quite pricey!!!

Carol Eastman September 5, 2015 at 8:55 AM Ummm... Can't think of a kick back... But my son is coming to town with his new girlfriend. I think he's serious about this one... Jack Ellison September 5, 2015 at 5:04 PM LOL Are you going to read him this one... if so, gotta know his reaction!!!! xxx

Jan Allison September 5, 2015 at 4:10 AM hilarious jack:-) hugs jan xx Jan Allison September 5, 2015 at 4:22 AM errr checking you are male lol:-) hugs jan xxx Jack Ellison September 5, 2015 at 4:15 AM 5:15 am here... what am I doing!!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx