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Lumpy Trunks

A fellow from the south of South Africa Waltzed around in a skirt made of taffeta Some thought he was strange With his long curly mane A lump in his trunks proved him male to the maxima © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 9/8/2015 4:17:00 PM

Oh man... love this one! You sure do paint the picture well, Jack! I was wondering, maybe you can start illustrating some of these silly creations! Just some simple sketches maybe...That would be super cool! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2015 4:58:00 PM

Methinks my skills have diminished with age... nice thought though! Have I told you lately that I love you!!! (not very original, eh!) Love, Jack xxx

Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs

Date: 9/6/2015 8:49:00 PM

Funny! I guess that's one way to tell. : )

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2015 9:24:00 PM

YUP! "HARD" to hide!!! Love, Jack xxx

Judy Konos

Date: 9/5/2015 11:19:00 AM

Who said Canada had everything! GO AFRICA.....LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2015 5:12:00 PM

Oh my dear Judith! Noticed that I wrote "south of South Africa"??? Isn't that just ocean??? DUH!!! I'll be okay, I'm back on my meds! Love, Jackson xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 9/5/2015 10:50:00 AM

They all saw that giant lump in his trunks....it was larger than all the other hunks...when they got to near...they ran off in fear....for he smelled worse than twenty-four large skunks

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2015 5:09:00 PM

Hey! You're infringing of our private little limerick club, Mr. Tim! It would worry us but you're damn good at 'em!!! However the membership is quite pricey!!!

Carol Eastman

Date: 9/5/2015 8:55:00 AM

Ummm... Can't think of a kick back... But my son is coming to town with his new girlfriend. I think he's serious about this one...

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2015 5:04:00 PM

LOL Are you going to read him this one... if so, gotta know his reaction!!!! xxx

Jan Allison

Date: 9/5/2015 4:10:00 AM

hilarious jack:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/5/2015 4:22:00 AM

errr checking you are male lol:-) hugs jan xxx

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2015 4:15:00 AM

5:15 am here... what am I doing!!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx