Agnes Krampe Poet Couplet

Lumbersexual

The metro man is out! Smooth skin,
They say, is now no longer in.
The sexy man has facial hair,
Some stubble, or a beard. His flair
Is outdoor rugged, manly charm.
He wears tattoos on hairy arm.
He loves his plaid, wears flannel shirt
And jeans, and sturdy boots with dirt.
Instead of going to the gym
He gives his apple tree a trim.
He loves environment and Earth,
Drinks fair trade coffee, finds it worth
To make organic, home baked goods,
Envisions living in the woods.
If he has nothing else to do
He goes out for a microbrew,
Opens the beer can with his knife
And dreams of self-sufficient life.

7/10/2017

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Line Gauthier August 6, 2018 at 10:19 PM A charming poem, Agnes. Delightful.

Kim Rodrigues August 1, 2017 at 10:50 AM You are writing some beauties! Love!!

Richard Lamoureux July 24, 2017 at 8:16 AM I read Andrea's poem and viewed your note. I'm glad I dropped by, this is a fun one.

Funom Makama July 19, 2017 at 1:28 PM You just unzipped the covers of my mind to the unprecedented worship of your adorable lines with a powerful choice of words that can't just be ignored. Showers of your wisdom is well palpated in this page and the only thing I can say is a big WELL DONE! Can't wait to have more of your mental command flowing through my reading mind.

Dale Gregory Cozart July 18, 2017 at 5:54 PM I think you're right, Agnes. Metro-man is WAY over-processed.

Dean Wood July 15, 2017 at 10:52 PM Oh Brava! A great poem Agnes and a great response. I am so close on this one. Loved it! - Dean Agnes Krampe July 17, 2017 at 2:05 PM Thanks, Dean. I had fun with it.

Akkina Downing July 14, 2017 at 4:34 PM Oh I love this man :) fabulous piece Agnes! Agnes Krampe July 15, 2017 at 9:57 PM Thanks, Akkina :)

Paul Callus July 12, 2017 at 4:48 PM This is excellent, Agnes! I can imagine you writing this with a smile on your face:) I can also imagine you and Andrea having a good laugh while discussing your topics over a cold drink! Regards // paul Agnes Krampe July 12, 2017 at 5:22 PM Thanks Paul. Yes, I was grinning inside when I wrote this :)

Joanna Daniel July 11, 2017 at 9:18 AM Ha ha, you have painted the right picture, Agnes, so sad that fashion keeps changing, tomorrow his wife may want a metroman :) Agnes Krampe July 12, 2017 at 5:22 PM Thanks, Jo.

Lim'Rik Flats July 11, 2017 at 8:19 AM GOTD! (Giggle of the day award) An off-the-grid original (at least in his own mind;-) Enjoyed ~ john Agnes Krampe July 11, 2017 at 10:59 AM Thanks so much, John.

M. L. Kiser July 11, 2017 at 4:16 AM I like him; he's a winner. Agnes Krampe July 11, 2017 at 10:59 AM Thank you, ML.

Jan Allison July 11, 2017 at 3:35 AM Very humourous Agnes made me smile on this dull grey wet morning:-) hugs Jan xx Agnes Krampe July 11, 2017 at 10:59 AM Thanks, Jan - so glad I could make *you* smile for a change.

Darren White July 11, 2017 at 2:42 AM Well, that was an interesting poem for me :D Can I skip the tats and abs? They hold no attraction for me, the rest sounds great ;) Agnes Krampe July 11, 2017 at 10:58 AM I prefer him without the tats, too :)

Andrea Dietrich July 11, 2017 at 1:25 AM AWESOME, Agnes. I am glad to see I could inspire this fun write!! Thanks for letting me know. It flows very smoothly and I think I like THIS man a lot more than Metro man! Agnes Krampe July 11, 2017 at 10:57 AM Yes, I find the outdoor charm more attractive, too - as long as it's not fake.

White Wolf July 10, 2017 at 9:37 PM Wonderfully humorous, Agnes! Nicely done Agnes Krampe July 11, 2017 at 10:12 AM Thanks, White Wolf.