Lumberjacks

[This little note is a word to the Woke…
(that’s people who can’t take a joke).
I hereby point out to avoid criminality
Murphy and Pat are of no known nationality…]

              ***

Patrick and Murphy had little to do
They feared their financial position
While looking for jobs they heard there were a few
At the forestry commission

Working outdoors was what they both desired
They hopped on the very next bus
Murphy said look there’s Tree Fellers required
But Pat said… there’s just two of us

              ***

[Based on a joke first published as a cave painting!]

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 11/29/2021 6:37:00 PM
From Brooklyn came Casey. When told of Patrick and Murphy, Casey just shrugged: "They said they needed 'twee.' " lol.
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Terry Flood
Date: 12/3/2021 11:12:00 AM
Moi? Twee… surely not! Terry
Date: 11/29/2021 8:33:00 AM
New to me, Terry. Funny! I enjoyed it immensely, even the little disclaimer!
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Date: 11/29/2021 10:58:00 AM
I reckon that joke did the rounds in the 70s. Glad you hadn’t heard it, Milt. Terry
Date: 11/29/2021 4:43:00 AM
Ha ja ja love the way you formatted the joke into a poem, I've done the same in several poems in the past, hugs jan xx
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Date: 11/29/2021 11:03:00 AM
It’s a handy standby when inspiration is found lacking. Sometimes, of course, the joke is so old that there's a whole generation (or two) who haven’t heard it. Glad you enjoyed, Jan. Terry
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