Love Handles

Hoping to still be fertile
Lady tightens her girdle
Love handles fly
Curses his eye
He tries to grope that hurdle
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Buhagiar Avatar
March 27, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I love limericks, but I am incapable of writing this type of poem. My poems tend to be long. My poem was shortened. Still loved your semi humor.
Jones Avatar
March 27, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Thanks I’m still learning. The humor is the hardest part for me
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