Love, From Santa's Girl

What the Dickens! Santa ain't wearing knickers well his pants got caught inside the chimney now here's the kicker... Little Joe woke up in the middle of the night and gave Santa such a jolly fright now here's the kicker... It was drafty there wasn't any gas nor heat Mrs. Chump snored upstairs like dead meat now here's the kicker... Mr. C was 5 feet tall and wasn't a Clause at all he didn't know how to rob Peter to pay Paul now here's the kicker... The real Ms. C owned a solar panel, Oh what fun gave it to Ming Ming who flew like a Son Of A Gun! now here's the kicker... Eh ! He burned Santa's pants then laughed, giggled, scoffed but as Santa danced around the sun poured in the loft now here's the real kicker... Christmas was a blast now little Joe C could finally be, toasty as a glow worm in a house built for three. Merry Christmas Everyone ! Love, From Santa's Girl :)