Love Bite
Love Bite
(Humorous)
A few minutes after an older couple
turned in for the night
the woman says to her husband;
“ honey you forgot to give me a good night kiss”
Without saying a word he gets up
walks to her bedside and gives her a good night kiss
then goes back to bed.
A moment later she says,
“ honey, you didn’t tuck me in “
Again without saying a word he gets up
walks to her bedside and tucks her in
then goes back to bed and gets comfortable
trying to go to sleep.
Now again she says
“ Honey, you didn’t give me a love bite
like you always do”
Now he is getting annoyed
but without saying a word
he gets up and starts searching around
the bedroom, in the bathroom
then back again in the bedroom.
His wife is waiting and wondering what he is doing,
“Honey, are you going to give me a love bite?”
Now he is really frustrated,
“ Don’t be so impatient dear,
I’m looking for my glasses
So I can find my teeth!”
Dirty Deeds contest August 27
Copyright © Erich Goller | Year Posted 2012
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