Lost To a Mouse

I had a very humorous poem, Authentic, original, and with hilarious contents, I even had to change my gender and pretend to be woman, Mostly women liked the poem, and recommended as super hit in a contest. I entered a contest sponsored by me, There were many hilarious entries I had to compete with, I thought I was throwing a party, I had to enjoy the fun at the party. I placed myself as the top first prize winner, It was little corny and unethical, There was big commotion amongst the viewers, I was ejected from the contest, and fortunately lost to the dynamite mouse.