Lost Swagger

ive lost my bravado and my swagger
my new mail order bride was a nagger
strongest woman ever seen
full of muscle and quite mean
and a sharp tongue that cut like a dagger

she shined so sweetly on buy brides on line
promised everlasting love for all time
the minute I said I do
she said who the hell are you
that's when I saw her the very last time

SWAGGER Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Line Gauthier
8/28/19
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Gauthier Avatar
September 29, 2019 at 8:54 PM
Congrats on your win, Timothy.
Mcguire Avatar
September 30, 2019 at 11:12 AM
Thank you Miss Line!
Y. Avatar
September 7, 2019 at 8:12 AM
Lol! Timothy, I really enjoyed this fun write. As I was reading your poem "Bride from hell " popped in my head. Congratulations on your placement in the contest. Have a great weekend:-) Alexis
Mcguire Avatar
September 7, 2019 at 12:40 PM
Thank you Alexis, you too!
Mcgee Avatar
September 7, 2019 at 7:54 AM
Oh! Just too funny Tim. Congrats on your win.
Mcguire Avatar
September 7, 2019 at 12:40 PM
Thank you so much Jeanne!
Laurie Avatar
August 30, 2019 at 9:16 PM
G'day Timothy … survived by the skin of your teeth I reckon. Something to tell your grandkids though - thanks Mate - Lindsay
Mcguire Avatar
September 3, 2019 at 10:27 PM
Yup! You are right friend!
Cunningham Avatar
August 29, 2019 at 4:57 AM
Haha good one timothy, hope you got a refund. Good luck. Tom
Mcguire Avatar
August 29, 2019 at 9:00 AM
Thanks I thought you would like it.
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