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I mailed my ballot in last week, someone called me this morning. It was a rep from the V.C.C. ( Vote Counting Committee) I said, “ Yes may I help?” “Ma’am our records indicate that you’ve haven’t voted in over a decade.” “ That can’t be right, I mail my ballot in, when it’s election time.” “ Well I don’t see anything on my end.” “ Ms, a stork comes by every election quarter, I give my mail to him and he flies away.” “ Ma'am, are you serious?” “ Yes, why wouldn’t I be?” “ Ma’am storks deliver babies not mail.” Alexis Y. 11/01/2020

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Date: 11/13/2020 12:52:00 PM
LOL!! Very funny poem, Alexis. Both of them were cuckoo. Thanks for my daily jolt of jolly, dear friend. Love and holiday best wishes.
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Date: 11/3/2020 1:07:00 PM
cute one, Alexis. Good one to be reading today of all days too!!
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Date: 11/3/2020 11:47:00 AM
LOL, had a chuckle here, Alexis : )
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Date: 11/3/2020 8:01:00 AM
Very cute, love it but if the Ballots go missing we will certainly hear a lot of unwanted insults. Hugs and blessings, my friend, Jennifer.
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Date: 11/2/2020 5:10:00 PM
Given some of the babies on the ballot, maybe the stork gets confused! lol. Good one, Alexis! :) gw
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Date: 11/2/2020 8:13:00 AM
I think this is a great poem ,but there does seem like there is some strange things going on with post ballot...
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Date: 11/2/2020 8:35:00 AM
Hi Silent, Thanks. You may be right. With everything going on and the upcoming election, I just wanted to pen a humorous write. We all could use humor in our lives. I appreciate that you stopped by:-) Alexis
Date: 11/2/2020 6:09:00 AM
it may get there quicker!, I enjoyed your humorous write Alexis,
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Date: 11/1/2020 11:32:00 PM
Oh this is preciously funny. A good morning beginning for me. ~~
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Date: 11/1/2020 9:09:00 PM
I got a kick out of this witty and humorous verse, Alexis. Thanks for the smiles. :)
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Date: 11/1/2020 6:21:00 PM
LOL, LOl, LOL sooooo good my friend!!
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Date: 11/1/2020 1:50:00 PM
Haha very funny my friend. love it.We have plenty of babies over here, but no storks only in zoos. take care. nice one.
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Date: 11/1/2020 2:23:00 PM
Hi Peter, I’m glad you liked it and it made your laugh. Thanks for stopping by friend:-) Alexis
Date: 11/1/2020 11:55:00 AM
That one vote could make all the difference lol. Tom
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Date: 11/1/2020 2:21:00 PM
Hi Tom, And that darn bird could have flown to Timbuktu. I appreciate your continued support:-) Alexis

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