Lost Ballot
I mailed my ballot in last week,
someone called me this morning.
It was a rep from the V.C.C.
( Vote Counting Committee)
I said, “ Yes may I help?”
“Ma’am our records indicate that
you’ve haven’t voted in over a
decade.”
“ That can’t be right, I mail my
ballot in, when it’s election time.”
“ Well I don’t see anything on my
end.”
“ Ms, a stork comes by every
election quarter, I give my
mail to him and he flies away.”
“ Ma'am, are you serious?”
“ Yes, why wouldn’t I be?”
“ Ma’am storks deliver babies
not mail.”
Alexis Y.
11/01/2020
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