Loss of Appetite (The Heat)

LOSS OF APPETITE (the heat) Things don’t even look good I’ve opened a can of tuna fish Because – Fish is supposed to be good for you (iodine) 150 calories in the whole 5 ounce can (by the way – the can used to be 6 ounces they kept the price the same but… sneaky bastards!) Mix-in some ranch and a hard-boiled egg Good diet food It’s smart to keep one’s weight down during hot months I dump the concoction onto a bed of lettuce and other veggies Set it in front of me Take one bite – Nope! It didn’t even look good And now that I’ve forked a load – It didn’t smell too good either There’s a part-Persian sitting (laying) in the window She’s trying to catch just one wisp of cool air So? I only used half the can I don’t think Mahitabel likes ranch But what the hell Give the poor scorched kitty a treat I empty the half-can in her bowl It doesn’t look good to me – sitting there in its oil Doesn’t look good to Mahitabel either