Lorenzo's Llamas

Did you know out at his farm His motto is first do no harm He owns several species of birds One of them is a Parrot named Sewer who says some colorful words His prized creatures are named Period and Comma There is a sign on the on a billboard that reads Come See Lorenzo's Llamas You will be issued a mask for the smell You will lose your appetite at the ringing of the dinner bell When you change your clothes after the tour, they will have to be burned The smell will wash off your skin and out of your hair, so that's not a concern Skip the hype and the drama Come see for yourself Lorenzo's Llamas People come from miles around Leave with an upset stomach and a frown But they keep coming back Another attraction is a Kangaroo called One Eyed Jack The Female Goose named Harriet is now a new mama But they pale in comparison to Lorenzo's Llamas