Lord Horatio Nelson

Did Nelson give one scintilla
about France’s silly flotilla?
No! Nor was he bashful at court,
though of the quite gaseous sort,
as his farts smelled of vanilla.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Andresen Avatar
October 23, 2023 at 1:11 PM
- Congratulations on your win in the contest, Ben :) -
Throne Avatar
October 27, 2023 at 9:06 AM
Thank you!
May Avatar
October 23, 2023 at 12:37 PM
A great victory for the Royal Navy, Very nicely written Ben, Congrats on your win
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October 23, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Thank you sir. Pip pip!
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