Oliver Mckeithan Poet Free verse

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Contest: Longevity SK

Sponsor: Sara Kendrick

Date 6/1/26

Longevity SK

Longevity 

Living a 
Libertine
Lifestyle is usually a
Liability when it comes to achieving
Longevity. However, one might be
Lucky to
Live
Long enough if they take a
Laxative occasionally to keep their systems
Lubricated and rid themselves of their toxic
Licentiousness.

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John Lawless June 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM That the "L"...interesting take on the contest theme Oliver Mckeithan June 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM Thanks John

Sara Kendrick June 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM I wanted to say thank you for participating in my contest. I am delighted your work ended up on the winners' list. Congratulations..Way to go. My mother believed in those laxatives, but I don't think it will get rid of licentiousness, but I liked the humor. Sara K. Oliver Mckeithan June 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM LOL. Thanks Sara. Great contest. Glad you liked it.