Long time Shelton, Washington transplants

Long time Shelton, Washington transplants... also known as noteworthy Trader Joe's patrons bass sic lee did treble themselves conducting taping jam session assembling (boxing), compiling, and hermetically sealing tight as a drum so, a razor sharp machete blade got dull trying to open in vain said holiday cheer of awesome delicious goodies, (especially the yummy stuffed vine leaves with rice), which holiday care package received without fanfare for this common man, whose younger sister (vibrant as Appalachian Spring), nevertheless wiser sibling Shari Harris-Dunning a whiz (hard) at work tantalizing, teasing, titillating as a lead wrapper from home grown organic foodstuffs, she and her bandmates helped fit perfectly, meticulously, and snugly together analogous to outsize constituent components of intricate jumbo puzzle pieces amazingly, mathematically, and thematically linkedin bearing gifts subsequently mailed (courtesy the United States Postal Service) from Bend, Oregon to Schwenksville, Pennsylvania. Lemme amplify how creative, innovative, and opinionative yours truly (me) a humble wordsmith, who exhibits his freestyle trademark Scottish matted style avante-garde, one run of the mill (by the Floss) bard wannabe wants to rave about your card, he presumes unbridled posthumous fame will ensue after his lovely bones disintegrate courtesy cremation, which cremains symbolically distributed across all four points across the globe, cuz the earth will solely serve him as eternal terrestrial graveyard ashes repurposed hard to believe buzzfeeding, jump/ kick starting seeds of life and white lily obliterating ill-starred legacy which afflicted one mortal named Matthew Scott Harris, whose chronic assault with mental health issues undermined realizing his potential. Into the void of cosmic oblivion eventually goeth as masterly cell bait, the once unique human (cited above) as (e) scripted inevitable fate of all creatures great and small death promises to liberate uniting one garden variety, and generic soul linkedin among Spiritus Mundi a never ending tête-à-tête.