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Limericks Are Supposed To Be Naughty

Limericks are supposed to be naughty Going to follow the rules like I ought-y Did you hear about the guy Suffered severe staphylococci His love life was negatively affected, poor guy-y

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Daniel Turner

Date: 10/23/2016 10:04:00 AM

poor guy had a rotten wee wee, it hurt when he went pee pee, it turned black and blue, swelled big as a shoe, it fell off and now he's called pee wee

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/23/2016 3:17:00 PM

You're coming along quite nicely, Daniel! You'll soon be challenging Tim for the Lim title!!!

Tim Smith

Date: 10/23/2016 9:50:00 AM

The biggest words are used by you...I'll look them up when I'm through....my mind is blank...to you I'd thank...if you kept it simple by just saying poo

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/23/2016 3:20:00 PM

I'm much more sophisticated these days! I stay away from smut now! But apparently you still use it, I see!!!

Paloma P

Date: 10/23/2016 9:46:00 AM

I don't think I've ever read a poem with staphylococci. Icky stuff, he must have picked it up in the hospital, that's where all those critters breed. Funny stuff but not for that guy.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/23/2016 3:23:00 PM

Is that a picture of you Miss Paloma... GORGEOUS!!! You can tickle my consonants ANYTIME!!!!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/23/2016 8:39:00 AM

Naughty, but politically correct//no bad words which tend to infect//the censor bees//who chop off knees//(self-righteousness I suspect). ROCK ON JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/23/2016 8:43:00 AM

"self-righteousness" lol you got it my good man!!! Have a super Sunday!!! Cheers, Jackson!