Limerick Trio
There once was a woman called Eve,
who kept many things up her sleeve.
But the best of them all,
which made poor Adam fall,
was kept... where you’d never believe!
There was once a woman of merit,
who kept for a lark, a pet ferret:
It made her squawk,
and made folks gawk,
when it dived in her bra should they scare it!
The Queen said she gave a full pardon,
to a criminal old and hardened:
but ere his sentence was stopped,
he’d already been topped:
and pushing up crops in the garden!
Rhymer. August 26th, 2016
Copyright © Denis Barter | Year Posted 2016
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