Limerick Trio

There once was a woman called Eve, who kept many things up her sleeve. But the best of them all, which made poor Adam fall, was kept... where you’d never believe! There was once a woman of merit, who kept for a lark, a pet ferret: It made her squawk, and made folks gawk, when it dived in her bra should they scare it! The Queen said she gave a full pardon, to a criminal old and hardened: but ere his sentence was stopped, he’d already been topped: and pushing up crops in the garden! Rhymer. August 26th, 2016