Limerick Contest

A CLOSE SHAVE

Shel married a wife with armloads of fur.
He was very unkind, he did beat her.

         Smothers - never quits.
         Makes her shave her pits.

Smirking, she sharpens her blade on the cur.

4/26/2017
Jan’s Limerick contest - back by popular demand
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Williams Avatar
April 28, 2017 at 10:06 AM
Oh Boy someone had a close shave Kim - very funny. Cheers
Y. Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 11:52 AM
Hi Kim, Lol! This is a good one.Good look in the contest:-)Alexis
Rodrigues Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 12:50 PM
Thank you, Alexis!
Rodrigues Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 12:49 PM
Thank you, Alexis!
Dietrich Avatar
April 26, 2017 at 6:05 PM
oh boy, this is rather dark,, and I LIKE that!!
Rodrigues Avatar
April 26, 2017 at 7:27 PM
LOL :)
Green Avatar
April 26, 2017 at 11:28 AM
Sounds like someone is in for a close shave...maybe a little too close. Nice one Kim.
Rodrigues Avatar
April 26, 2017 at 11:36 AM
Thanks, Chris!
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