Lifelong Hermitage Denizen Enjoys Spiritual Freedom

Neither encumbered with material trappings, nor money, (neither of which I miss) mine existence approxi- moxy mates (to me), the state of psychic, intrinsic, and bucolic bliss though far removed from civilization distant as thee (myopic) eye can see, a benevolent, redolent, and verdant pristine premise bespoken, expressed, and invoked to cosmic consciousness, especially threats (to life and limb courtesy *****sapiens), isolated wilderness absent villagers tsuris, this monk thank fully doth dismiss homestead of unspoiled habitats though contact with eldest, and youngest sis plus deux darling daughters, the only people, whose absence accompanies me to wince with gentle hug, and air kiss communing with nature faintly conjures Swiss Family Robinson similarities, though this subarctic Siberian wilderness connotes more drastic (ideal to me) solitude perfect remote abode tubby remiss, cuz this loner loathes to impress others, who don, and trumpet an (all self) important air of priss see ness, no thank dear reader, I revel as a misanthrope glad to isolate myself breathe deep sigh relief asper, not being party to hiss see fit, nor participate in superficial rituals like...Christmas.