Life Is Ah Bitch

LIFE IS AH ***** WHEN YOU ARE BEING CALLED AH WITCH AND THEN, THEY TURN AROUND AND WANT TO BURY YOU IN AH DITCH. FOR SOMETIMES, IN LIFE, YOU WISH THAT THEY WOULD STOP BEING AH ***** AND STOP CALLING AH WITCH AND STOP BEING THE ***** WITH THE SWITCH. IF ONLY, THINGS WOULD CHANGE AND COULD SWITCH WITH OUT AH GLITCH AND OR AH HITCH YOU ALMOST CAN AND COULD GUARANTEED THAT, LIFE CAN BE; WOULD BE COOL; IF THEY WOULD ONLY STOP ACTING LIKE AH FOOL ALL WOULD BE WELL AND PRETTY SWELL WITHOUT ME HAVING TO FACE THEM BEING SO CRUEL WHILE THEY ARE RULING WITH AND ATTITUDE THAT WON'T GET THEM TO REACH THEIR LATTITUDE, DEFINITELY WON'T GET ANY GRATITUDE AT ALL, NOT EVEN AH SMALL ONE, THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH, I WOULD SCREAM OUCH. DAMN WHY LIFE AND THEM HAD TO BE SO CRUEL AND ALSO AH ***** WITH THESE WITCHES WHO ALWAYS LAY THEIR SWITCHES ON MA BACK LIKE AH JACK---.