Liberal Hospital

I was taken to a liberal hospital and I'm a conservative. They thought that I'm evil and that I don't deserve to live. The Chief of Staff ordered a nurse to put poison in my I.V. If I hadn't ripped it out of my arm, it would've killed me. My roommate stole my food after the nurse poisoned the meal. My roommate was a bully and a thief and that's why he was killed. When I was discharged, they rigged the elevator so that it would fall. I took the stairs and Bill and Hillary Clinton took the elevator which wasn't expected at all. When the Clinton's had to be scraped out of the elevator, I heard the patients applaud. Even the non religious patients had to admit that that proved there is a God. Those doctors and nurses thought I'm evil but they are really the evil ones. If you're a conservative who is being taken to that hospital, you'd better run.