Liberal Hospital
I was taken to a liberal hospital and I'm a conservative.
They thought that I'm evil and that I don't deserve to live.
The Chief of Staff ordered a nurse to put poison in my I.V.
If I hadn't ripped it out of my arm, it would've killed me.
My roommate stole my food after the nurse poisoned the meal.
My roommate was a bully and a thief and that's why he was killed.
When I was discharged, they rigged the elevator so that it would fall.
I took the stairs and Bill and Hillary Clinton took the elevator which wasn't expected at all.
When the Clinton's had to be scraped out of the elevator, I heard the patients applaud.
Even the non religious patients had to admit that that proved there is a God.
Those doctors and nurses thought I'm evil but they are really the evil ones.
If you're a conservative who is being taken to that hospital, you'd better run.
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