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Lettuce

Is that a ten pounds increase on that scale? Couldn't be; those scales...they are a liar Well..face it have to go on the lettuce again Lettuce not have dessert for they are behind me Lettuce eat cucumbers, carrots, apples, peaches Lettuce brush our teeth as soon as we eat So can't eat again because will have to brush again Lettuce adjust the portion size whittle it down Lettuce use one-quarter cup, one-half cup size Lettuce be happy with little so won't have big middle Lettuce remember he who indulges bulges (Have not idea if this fits into anything)

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Date: 6/14/2010 7:48:00 AM
Lettuce thank hime for our food...
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Date: 6/14/2010 7:28:00 AM
very funny and so true write i knew that scale was a liar all along great one loved it faleshia
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Date: 6/12/2010 11:25:00 PM
lettuce is healthy.and great(: lol.awesome lettuce. may it always brush our teeth! ~Always&Forever Lynette
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Date: 6/12/2010 7:42:00 AM
Very very good write, Sara, I hate lettuce except Lamb's lettuce and Arugula salad!!! I agree with John, I am really fond of Asian cooking (and Mediterranian as well). My German dishes are always influenced by other cookery. Thank you for your comments and have a nice weekendd...Gert
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Date: 6/12/2010 7:41:00 AM
It fits into .. yukky lettuce poetry... I just hate lettuce for all the reasons you listed.. what a fun poem to read... so sad, about the lettuce and the bluge and the scale thing.!!! love constance
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Date: 6/11/2010 10:21:00 PM
I don't know either Sara, but the sessage is loud and clear. Smile! I've been eating out too much lately, Myself. I love Chinese. Lol. Have a special weekend. Agape, Moses
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Date: 6/11/2010 9:02:00 PM
This was very clever Sara. I am glad I got to read it.
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Date: 6/11/2010 8:53:00 PM
really good-I hate lettuce, takes so long to eat!
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Date: 6/11/2010 6:30:00 PM
This is so clever! What a fun play on words!
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Date: 6/11/2010 6:19:00 PM
I think it may fit into economic woes???
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Date: 6/11/2010 4:13:00 PM
Very impressive Sara and such a cute last line.. enjoyed this poem all about lettuce which is very good for us ... thankxxx for your especially nice comments always.. with luv.. Linda-Marie
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Date: 6/11/2010 3:45:00 PM
Cute poem, Sara. Nice play on the word "lettuce." Best wishes, Carolyn
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Date: 6/11/2010 2:31:00 PM
Yes this goes to my smile book, this is such a catchy and smooth poem Sara, truly enjoyed, have your self a nice one,..p.d.
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Date: 6/11/2010 2:26:00 PM
made me smile today!!
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Date: 6/11/2010 1:56:00 PM
Lettuce laugh!!!! very funny!! love Simone
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