Let's Make a Deal

Let’s Make A Deal Wife said to husband, “Stop for directions, and I promise not to shop for new shoes”. Whether your team wins or loses, you’ll pay for chips, dips, and carpet cleaning. I said to a friend, “Have a nice day”; he replied saying, “You can’t tell me what to do”. Kidding I guess, when daddy said, “I’m going West, where the eagle builds his nest” Over a 40 year period, I 've earned 7 or 8 traffic citations; my wife has absolutely 0. 12102015 (One Liner 6,7,8,9,10 Contest)