Let the Interrogation Begin

Let the interrogation begin the Walnut King said.
I woke up tied to a steak. It was raw and rancid. 
Slimy on the surface, and I was also.
What did I do? I asked.
SILENCE! The Walnut King yelled.
Someone played taps on a bugle.
I sensed things were not going well for me.
I struggled to loosen my ropes.
They fell off easily, apparently my captors were not wise.
OFF WITH HER BED! The Walnut King roared.
A bunch of acorn soldiers came rushing toward me.
They were short, so I leapt over them easily and ran for my life.
When I turned to look they were getting rid of my meat bed.
I guess the Walnut King knew just enough English to not be too dangerous….
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Mcferran Avatar
August 7, 2019 at 2:04 PM
Hahahaaaa! Love this!!! Tied to a "steak"... off with her "bed"... hilariously lost in translation! ;D (Where do you come up with these?!)
Krutsinger Avatar
August 7, 2019 at 9:01 PM
It is so easy. I always thing "what if...." and BAM. A poem.
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