Lazy and Crazy Pussycat
I’m just a lazy and c r a z y pussycat,
proud to be sassy, pampered and fat-
BANDIT'S my name,
and I’m to blame,
for falling asleep while I sat.
I’m world r e n o w n and all that!
Catnip is my guilty pleasure, you see,
no one can get as hyper as me-
I need MORE!
So, go to the store,
how cruel can you be
for causing such a n x i e t y?!?
When the work day is finally done,
and you rush home for more fun,
don’t b l a m e me this time,
you’re way out of line,
you know I’m always the innocent one-
I never scratched your BRATTY son.
Leave me alone when I’m moody,
don’t swish me away or smack my BOOTY-
I’m cute as a k i t t y,
so curious and w i t t y,
sometimes a little kooky and snooty,
and when you awake me I get broody.
The picture frame was already there,
I never knocked it over, I SWEAR!
I wouldn’t do that,
I’m a p e r f e c t cat,
so, don’t cross your arms and stare-
Blaming me for world hunger ISN'T fair!
I LOVE YOU MAMMA always and forever,
leaving you, I promise I shall never-
even when I eat your socks,
or d i r t y the litter box,
I may be ill-mannered, however…
this FRIENDSHIP we share won’t sever.
Picture Prompt Contest: Write Me Something Funny
October 23, 2017
Post Comments
Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.
Please
Login
to post a comment
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a
Premium Membership.
