Last Slice of Pie

remember when the other day there was only a slice of chocolate cake left and i cut it in half saving a piece for you never mind that thirty minutes later i went back and ate it still i was thinking of you i put my name on the last slice of pie, it was cherry in the fridge the pie was gone but the note was there mocking me with my name on it all is fair in love and war, especially food favorites i did not eat your mars bars, but you think i did they are still hidden in the pantry behind the two cans of peach slices, where you forgot you put them by the way we need more peach slices,