Caren Krutsinger Poet Rhyme

Last Guy She Dated Was Frankenstein

Does your daughter date? I asked the man.
Oh, sure, he agreed. As hard as she can.
But does she have a steady guy?
I do not know, want to know why?

I would love to know, I said to him.
He turned on me with electrical vim.
The last guy she dated was Frankenstein.
I laughed at his humor, for it is like mine.

I kid you not, look at this picture and you will see….
I did, and he was not skullduggerying me.
She really had dated Frankenstein.
I hope it was in October, ‘cause that would be fine.

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Shirley Hawkins October 4, 2022 at 11:19 PM There is no accounting for taste. Take care, Shirley Caren Krutsinger October 5, 2022 at 1:00 AM You never know what they will drag home.

Bill Baker October 4, 2022 at 10:31 PM Getting started early for Halloween, Caren? Go poetry, my friend. Bill Caren Krutsinger October 5, 2022 at 1:00 AM I LOVE Halloween, it is the Irish in me, Bill.

Joseph P. DiMino October 4, 2022 at 3:10 PM Though brokenhearted when they parted, it was easy for his doctor to mend. Very cute. Love this time of year. Caren Krutsinger October 5, 2022 at 1:01 AM Thank you Joe! I love autumn and HALLOWEEN!

L Milton Hankins October 3, 2022 at 7:14 PM (chuckling) If she were my daughter, I would have said, "No way!" He creates monsters! Caren Krutsinger October 4, 2022 at 8:58 AM For sure!