Lanky and Planky
LANKY AND PLANKY
Lanky & Planky wanted to hanky pank.
They were two happy men without brains.
They thought about the Wizard and wanted to visit Oz.
But he was a doctor just as retarded.
Nevertheless, they set out on their journey to the land afar.
This was during the time of sexual introspection.
Lanky & Planky got lost.
However, they found their way once more.
They arrived in Oz exhilarated.
The Wizard appeared.
Lanky bowed to him.
Planky curtsied.
The Wizard smile and stated:
“This is Land of Oz. I am its Wizard. I watched you via my Crystal Ball. You two seem to adore each other. Therefore, why have you come to visit?”
Elatedly, Lanky introduced himself.
“I am Lanky Masters. I am here to discover who I am intimately. How I feel for Planky is love.”
Ecstatically, Planky provided his introduction.
“I am Planky Matters. I do love Lanky. However, I am sexually indecisive.”
The Wizard revealed their lives together.
One would become a woman.
One would remain a man.
Their brains were born.
Insofar, no choices did they form.
Through the power of Oz, each was spellbound.
Lanky and Planky were transformed and never returned to their home front.
Today there ingenious story is told by all in which their characteristics creates jocularity.
In that, everyone is allowed to be witty.
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Penned on November 02, 2014!
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